Monday 6 August 2007
I am not dead. To clarify - I am not dead. I've just been unable to get on to this site. You see, China's firewall stops most western sites opening, including mine, and Japan's internet cafe's are really, really, really expensive. So this is my update. Its small yes, but at least you know we're not dead.
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still not dead?
I just received word: unfortunately he died as a Chinese slave rebuilding part of the great wall, a cause he wanted no part in but was powerless to resist. He's now somewhere inside the wall itself, so if you want to pay your final respects to him you can't. Get over it. I did. In fact I never had anything to 'get over' because I was never under it in the first place. Seriously, I laughed for 23 seconds, one for each laughable year of his comical life. And then... and then I cried. I cried as I realised that he's not dead at all and that this whole pointless comment is a complete fabrication from my mind. If anything he's probably laughing at me. The bastard, how dare he? I'll get you yet, Campo! You'll see. Oh yeah, you'll see.
People, do not fear for Andy's sanity. Andy's sense of "humour" (for lack of a better word) actually stems from a rare genetic disorder affecting his brain. Fortunately it is killing him.
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